What…shenanigans? About the upcoming Bardic War? From bards?!? Coming soon? That’s…that’s preposterous.
I of course have absolutely no idea what these rumormongers are talking about. The very idea of our fine, upstanding SCA bards being involved in (shudder) “shenanigans” is obviously, patently absurd.
Honestly. (Shakes head) I have no idea where these rumors come from…
Drake, Consort’s Bard, East (and entirely too dignified for such nonsense)